I've made several hats in the past few months. Greta even wears hers. But they all pop right off my head. I have very thick hair. It makes wearing any hat, barrettes, headbands, scrunchies, etc. terribly adventuresome. When I was in high-school and my friends had those braces that needed to be worn with those little rubber bands, they'd yawn and bands (and spit) would come pinging! outta their mouths. That's what headgear does on me.
Barrettes snap and fly off my head
and take out eyes and leave scars across innocent bystanders'
foreheads. Headbands act as boomerangs when I try to put them on my
head. I've decapitated entire crowds and managed to act super stupid
when cops secured the scene cuz no one would believe the babbling
But this hat will have a chin strap, a nose strap, and ear
flaps. Yeah, you know I'll be posting that hot pic of me! And you know you wanna see it.