things i ponder whilst losing sleep

I've had my suspicions that my car and the tow truck are having a fling. The tow truck's ramps hug my car's tires just right. Or maybe it's cuz I like piddling around in the caddy. Or maybe it's cuz it's always gotta be something.

But I'm thinking, it's cuz my car's over fifteen years old and, like me, is getting T.A.R.D {tired~~pardon the pun please}.