23 November 2008

sharing the chucks from my email


My dear family and friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year. I
will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the smiles this morning hon, this was hilarious. (Hugs)Indigo

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  2. Good chuckle! And since we are always looking for a joke gift for our family Yankee Swap ... guess what? ROFLOL! No one will know what to think.

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