I was thinking that I wanted to call my guy. Cuz I miss him. Then I decided to go ahead and go pee first. So I headed down the hall and stepped on a snake. In my hall. In the house. In my hall. In my fucking house.
Dudes, it freaked me out.
I think the snake was freaked too, cuz there was a horrible smell emitted in a sliminess. and now, i'm really freaked. cuz i've been smelling that smell on and off for a few days now. and my imagination is conjuring hidden snakes slithering everywhere. i cannot stop convulsing. and sweating. and every single freaking hair on my entire body is standing on end because my goosebumps have goosebumps.
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I see I'm going to have to come down there...
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't want to make light of this, because people who are freaked by snakes, are well, freaked by snakes.
ReplyDeleteThe startle factor gets me every dammed time I see one ... but not the snake itself.
But in your house? Yes, I agree with you ... that's just not right.
OH my gosh............where is the critter now? How did you get in? Are you OK? Oh my gosh...........I'm freaked out too! Anne
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