I was thinking that I wanted to call my guy. Cuz I miss him. Then I decided to go ahead and go pee first. So I headed down the hall and stepped on a snake. In my hall. In the house. In my hall. In my fucking house.
Dudes, it freaked me out.
I think the snake was freaked too, cuz there was a horrible smell emitted in a sliminess. and now, i'm really freaked. cuz i've been smelling that smell on and off for a few days now. and my imagination is conjuring hidden snakes slithering everywhere. i cannot stop convulsing. and sweating. and every single freaking hair on my entire body is standing on end because my goosebumps have goosebumps.