"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the
mortality rate is one hundred percent." RD Laing.
I am from Pennsylvania, but have been living in the South for over ten
years. I know, I know, sigh, a damn Yankee. Which is a
Yankee who decided to stay in the South, instead of going back up
North. Damn Yankee, they mutter.
Which brings to mind the definition of a yankee, I'd heard awhile
back. A yankee is similar to a quickie, but ya can do it
alone. That's a good one, I wish I'd thought of it. Or at
the very least, could remember where I'd heard it.
I'm betting it wasn't at the First Baptist Church.