uhm

Earlier today, my husband and I went to town to run a few errands and we'd stopped at Chili's to have lunch.  I saw one of their signs for a margarita special and ordered one.  The waitress asked for my ID.  I stared at her for a moment, in disbelief.  She just carded me.  Because my husband was driving his GMC pickmeup, I didn't bring my purse with my license.  I was sure she was joking, so I told her that I appreciated the compliment, but really, I'm forty.  Then she did a double take and said, "uhm, noooOOOooo....you're not.  And I can't serve you, unless I can see your ID."

Honestly folks, this face might not look forty per se, but it sure as hell doesn't look under 21!