Recently, I have been reading studies, about studies, results of studies, funding for studies, and other study-related materials. I came across this and wanted to share it with you. Apparently there is quite a bit you can learn about a man by the way he urinates in public.
If a man is: Then he usually:
Excitable Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable Joins friends in pee, whether he has to go or not.
Nosey Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Cross-eyed Looks into urinal on the right and left, pees into one in center.
Can't urinate if someone else is watching, flushes urinal anyway.
Indifferent If all urinals are being used, pees in sink.
hands. Shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pees on floor.
Worried Is not sure of what he has been doing, makes a quick inspection.
Frivolous Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly.
Absentminded Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.
Disgusted Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
Childish Leaks directly into the urinal bottom, likes to watch bubbles.
Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads newspaper with free
Efficient Waits until
he has to take a crap, then does both.
Tough Bangs dong against urinal to dry it.
Has to stand back to take a long blind shot, misses, pees in shoe.
Little Stands on box, falls in.
Drunk Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants.
Impatient Always in a hurry, pees down back of guy ahead of him.
Withdrawn Places feet in urinal, pees down leg so no one hears.
Sneaky Farts silently while
peeing, acts very innocent, knows that the man in the next stall will