Passing the chuckles on to you...
A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! Come with complete instructions." The girl
excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions." The
girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and
reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at
this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
the paper it says in small print "If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store." So, the lady calls the pet
store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is
ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says,
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn
thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned,
picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly
says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this
one more time!"