Proverbs ~~ a word to the wise

Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who scratches ass, shouldn't bite nails.
Man who eats many prunes, gets good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls does not walk.
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
Man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house, should change in basement.
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Man who fishes in another's well, gets crabs.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

(none of these are due to my original thoughts, just passing the chucklicious thoughts on)