whilst losing sleep.
Georgee Porgee puzzles me.
I'm gonna just assume that the story we've hear is true. Georgee
Porgee did kiss the girls. They did cry. Georgee did run
away when the boys came out to play.
But, dudes, why?
Why did the girls cry? Was Georgee's breath really that
bad? Perhaps the girls' tears were joyous. It could be that
Georgee's technique was THAT good. We don't know.
Why did Georee run? Was he afraid of the competition? Or
was he running to kiss the next group of girls before the rest of the
boys caught onto his prowess?
What's the damn deal about the pudding and pie anyway? I mean,
what does that have to do with anything? The pudding and pie are
not referred to again, later. Was it pudding and pie as in
sweets? Perhaps the girls cried because his teeth were decayed
from the high sugar content. But, maybe the pudding and pie were
of the entry variety. I know meat pies, shepard's pie, chicken
pot pie, and other sorts of "pie" that are certainly not dessert
oriented. But, what does it matter in the grand scheme of
Georgee's kissing spree?
I wish I knew. Cuz maybe it'd help me sleep. But that there Georgee, he doesn't kiss and tell.